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    From chuck norris planet, a free chuck encyclopedia (not Wiki or Chuck Norris affiliated)

    • Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
    • There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on
    • Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO
    • There is in fact an "I" in Norris, but there is no "team" not even close
    • Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego
    • Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor
    • Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking
    • The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice
    • Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough
    • Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy
    • Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning
    • Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car
    • In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time
    • Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked
    • Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball
    • The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime
    • Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated
    • Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.
    • Chuck Norris can dribble a football
    • While a normal poker face conceals the emotion of its wearer, Chuck Norris's poker face skips all that and just drives other players insane. As a result, the only way to survive a game of poker against Chuck Norris is to play online, and even then you still might go insane.
    • Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint
    • Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5
    • The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris
    • What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division".
    • Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further
    • Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood



    Chuck Norris Facts
    There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.



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