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    Computers and the Internet
    From chuck norris planet, a free chuck encyclopedia (not Wiki or Chuck Norris affiliated)

    • If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen
    • Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
    • Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick
    • Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
    • Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking
    • There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    • Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
    • Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet
    • When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one
    • Chuck Norris speaks in all caps
    • Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
    • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
    • Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash
    • If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."



    Chuck Norris Facts
    There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.



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