- The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris
- Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
- The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close
- During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds
- People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris
- Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
- Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter
- In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
- The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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